BlackBerry Mobile’s Fan League will give you swag for hyping its poorly-selling phones

BlackBerry Mobile wants you to advertise on its behalf in
exchange for the weekly chance to win… wait for it…
BlackBerry-branded gear like a bag, mugs, a hat, and more.
Okay, and also a monthly drawing for a BlackBerry smartphone.
The program, called BlackBerry
Smartphone Fan League
, has you connect your social media
platforms in order to promote BlackBerry and earn points. The
more points, the more entries. To win a BlackBerry hat. Or cup.
Yay.

To get your first 100 points, you have to connect either your
Twitter or Facebook account. Then, the Fan League (run by a
company called Social Toaster) prompts you to connect even
more accounts you can use to shill for BlackBerry
Mobile, from Instagram to Pinterest to YouTube. Once you’ve
decided where you’re willing to advertise BlackBerry Mobile,
the platform gives you an array of depressing choices to be a
worker drone and rack up more points.

Whereas some companies wrap these efforts in the sheen of games
or, you know, personality (like Taco Bell’s 2014
burner phone campaign
), BlackBerry Mobile doesn’t even
try to make it enjoyable.

Here are some sample directives from the website:

“Promote BlackBerry Mobile in your status updates and/or
tweets. Come back every day to show your support. Include all
of these phrases: #BBMobile #BBFanLeaguePromo”

“Share more content. Here’s what you’ll be sharing: ‘BlackBerry
KEYone Black Edition now available in the US from Amazon and
Best Buy! – Both Amazon and Best Buy now have the BlackBerry
KEYone Black Edition listed as in stock and available for $549
US.’”

It’s like a band’s social media hype team, minus all the fun.

The Fan League also gives you badges for completing tasks,
which are worthless and come with copy that’s as exciting as
being stuck in traffic. Also, adding an exclamation point to a
sentence does not automatically make it more interesting!

BlackBerry Smartphone Fan League
This is not something to brag
about

The whole thing feels downtrodden and kind of desperate. Lest
we forget, BlackBerry Mobile sold a total of 850,000 devices
last year. Not just the KeyOne.
All of them
. It also feels kind of gross to spam my socials
with terribly unclever BlackBerry Mobile ads. My coworker Micah
summed up this whole project nicely. “I’d be mad if someone
gave me that. Now I have to find a place to throw it out.”

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